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Systems Architects Wanted

We're not an agency that sells time. We build systems that generate revenue for our clients. If you're tired of busywork and want to build things that actually matter, keep reading.

How We Work

What We Care About

Build Things That Work

We ship systems that run without babysitting. If it needs constant intervention, it's not done.

Own Your Output

You're not a ticket-taker. You understand the problem, propose solutions, and deliver results.

Write It Down

If it's not documented, it doesn't exist. Every system comes with docs that let the next person pick it up.

No Bullshit

We tell clients what's true, not what they want to hear. We do the same with each other.

Open Positions

Who We're Looking For

All positions are contract/project-based with potential for ongoing work. We don't do full-time employment (yet).

Automation Engineer

Contract / Project-Based Remote (US Timezone Preferred)
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You build n8n workflows, API integrations, and automation systems that don't break. You've shipped real systems, not just prototypes.

Requirements

  • 3+ years building automation workflows (n8n, Make, Zapier)
  • Strong API integration experience (REST, webhooks)
  • JavaScript/TypeScript proficiency
  • Experience with at least one database (PostgreSQL preferred)
  • Clear written communication

Nice to Have

  • + Experience with AI/LLM APIs (Claude, GPT)
  • + WordPress/PHP background
  • + Self-hosting experience (VPS, Docker)

Full-Stack Developer

Contract / Project-Based Remote (US Timezone Preferred)
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You build web applications from database to deployment. You care about performance, security, and not overcomplicating things.

Requirements

  • 4+ years full-stack development
  • React/Next.js or Astro experience
  • PostgreSQL or similar relational database
  • Deployment experience (Vercel, Cloudflare, or VPS)
  • API design and implementation

Nice to Have

  • + Supabase experience
  • + Tailwind CSS
  • + Experience with headless CMS
  • + Performance optimization background

AI Implementation Specialist

Contract / Project-Based Remote
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You implement AI solutions that actually work in production. RAG systems, voice AI, content generation - you've built it, not just demoed it.

Requirements

  • 2+ years implementing AI/ML in production
  • Experience with Claude, GPT-4, or similar LLMs
  • Prompt engineering that survives edge cases
  • Python or JavaScript proficiency
  • Understanding of RAG architectures

Nice to Have

  • + Voice AI experience (Retell, ElevenLabs)
  • + Fine-tuning experience
  • + Vector database experience (Pinecone, Weaviate)
  • + Content/marketing background

What You Get

Remote-first (always)
Project-based with potential for ongoing work
Competitive rates (we pay for quality)
Work with interesting clients across industries
No micromanagement (we hire adults)
Learn from a weird mix of comedy, systems, and strategy

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Send Us Your Info

No cover letter essays. Just tell us what you've built.

Max 5MB. Your portfolio link matters more than your resume.

Applications go directly to S. Matthew Cohen. No HR gauntlet. We respond within 5 business days.

Don't See Your Role?

We're always interested in talking to sharp people who build things. If you've got skills we haven't listed but think you'd be a fit, reach out anyway. Select "Other / General Interest" in the form above.

Especially interested in: copywriters who understand systems, designers who can code, and anyone who's shipped a weird side project.